Sunday, November 29, 2009

A Love Story

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What Is Love?




During their honeymoon at Disney World, this moment finds our young lovers enjoying the view of the water while in Epcot Germany...

Me: *sigh* Isn't it beautiful here?

Husband: (leans to the side, screws up his face and proceeds to fart for the first time in front of his bride)

Me: What the? Did you just fart in Disney's Epcot World Showcase?!

Husband: Listen, we're married now. The gloves are off...


Is it the meeting of eyes across a crowded room?



Me: (attempting to foster open communication rather than answering all of his questions with "Nothing") You see honey, during that time of the month, I just don't feel like myself. I feel fat, ugly and blah and I just need a little extra encouragement. I know you don't fully understand since you don't have to go through this every month.

Husband: Well, we've been married for two years. That's kinda like being on your period, right?

The brush of a hand across the nape of your neck?


Me: (jokingly) No, I'm angry at you. Can't you see the steam coming out of my ears?

Husband: No, but I can see the hot air coming out of your mouth...

Sweet words whispered in your ear?


Ahhhh...sweet love...


Husband: "Hey honey, look!"



I asked my husband's permission before writing this post because I wanted to make sure he knew that I loved his being able to call me on my crap and his witty sense of humor. Thank you Honey for being a good sport and for making me laugh more than any man I've ever known! (Except maybe Will Ferrell. That man is hilarious!)

Love means never having to say you're not funny...

20 comments:

JANN said...

OH MAGGI THIS WAS SO AWESOME! I LOVED ALL THE WEDDING PHOTO'S OF YOU.
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR IS THE BEST.
VERY FUNNY. THANKS FOR SHARING THIS.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
ps
darling music too !

debra@dustjacket said...

Oh this was so funny Maggi. You two are a match for sure.

Just love the wedding photo, really gorgeous.
xxx

Witchcrafted Life said...
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Witchcrafted Life said...

May you have countless more years of wedded bliss, smiles and reasons to chuckle with one another!

♥ Jessica

Jocelyn said...

Oh Maggi...this post is PERFECT!!! You must become a WRITER!!!! You bring me so much joy with each post!!!! You are so witty and I loved each and every one of these!!!!

Have a great week sweet friend!!! :-)

Lisa said...

You have a great way with words ... love this post!

CivilWar Fangirl said...

Awesome post, Maggi!! :)

Julie Tucker-Wolek said...

U are the BESTEST!!!!! And the FUNNIEST too!! love ya girl! :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Carmen said...

"What the? Did you just fart in Disney's Epcot World Showcase?!" That cracked me up, you sound a fantastic couple :D :D

Winchester Manor said...

What a way to start my day! You are a source of constant giggles for me and I adore your sense of humor.

Such great photos Maggie and I hung on every word. Thanks for the wise words on how to explain a monthly problem..."The Italian" has learned that NOTHING, definitely means something.

Love, hugs and Toot kisses!

jacque4u2c said...

You are such a riot!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Ahhh love it. I need to find myself someone with humour, someone needs to keep up with me :)

laterg8r said...

love this post - too funny! love the one who makes ya laugh :D

laterg8r said...

ps - i sent your pay it forward gift yesterday, let me know when you get it :D

Theresa MacNaughton said...

Hi Maggi! What a LOVELY post - I so enjoyed reading it!!! I can so tell you and your husband both have a great zest for life - and it is definitely evident through this post. Thanks for sharing all the beautiful photos from your relationship. I especially loved your wedding photos. And of course the hand on bra photo (something my husband might do - he actually does this weird little jig to muzak in department stores that is just ever so charming...NOT!).

Anyway, thanks for sharing such a great love story!!!!

:) Theresa

Hearts Turned said...

So funny, Maggi! You two were obviously made for each other!

jordiegirl said...

Very amusing, thanks for sharing.

yyam said...

Maggi, I love your sense of humor and how great that the man shares your love for fun...what a great match! :)

Unknown said...

How wonderfu!! & what a romantic and adorable couple you are :) Lovely post.

Jackie said...

Maggi this is such an amazing post, I really love your wedding photos!