Wednesday, November 18, 2009

This Is The Post That Never Ends...

Hmmmm...I think I've used this title before...

Anyhoo, y'all just strap yourselves in cause this post is going to be all over the place! I'm tired and getting a little loopy so there's no telling what will happen in the next few paragraphs. You've been warned...

Creatively speaking, I do have some things going on behind the scenes here but what I've been working on isn't something I can share quite yet. I'm hoping it can be something I can actually sell so I've got to figure all that out before I say anything.

I also have to apologize for not getting around to all of your fabulous blogs lately like I used to, I have just been going through it lately and I honestly have been trying to keep up with everything!

So y'all ready? Alright, here we go!

First of all, the fabulous Jessica from Chronically Vintage awarded me (yes, me) the Over the Top award.

Now just what is so over the top about my blog pray tell? Hmmmm, actually I guess that is me, eh? Anyhoo, now I get to delight you all with a plethora of one word answers (I'm suppose to only use one word answers so we'll see how this works...) so here we go!

1. Where is your cell phone? Beside Me...wait, that's two words. Crap, now it's 6 words. Crap!

2. Your hair? Brown

3. Your mother? Short

4. Your father? Funny

5. Your favorite food? Chocolate

6. Your dream last night? I dreamed I was in an English village and one of the dancers got sick and I had to fill in and did an Irish dance. Why I was doing an Irish dance in England I don't know but I was awesome. (Final Word Count: 42? I lost count.)

7. Your favorite drink? Diet Coke (Now how can I make that one word?!)

8. Your dream/goal? To answer the rest of these questions with only one word answers. Wait...crap!

9. What room are you in? Den (Ha! That's just one word!)

10. Your hobby? Answering tag/award questions with one word answers.

11. Your fear? That I'll never answer a question with just one word.

12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Anywhere.

13. Where were you last night? What are you, a cop?

14. Something that you aren’t? I aren't good at following directions.

15. Muffins? Uh...pie?

16. Wish list item? 3 wishes, which I would then use to wish for more wishes.

17. Where did you grow up? Wait, I'm suppose to grow up?

18. Last thing you did? Typed "Wait, I'm suppose to grow up?"

19. What are you wearing? None of your beeswax, perv!

20. Your TV? Yes, it's mine.

21. Your pets? No, those I stole.

22. Friends? Love my sarcastic nature...don't you? DON'T YOU?!

23. Your life? "And it's now or never...I ain't gonna live forever!"

24. Your mood? Full of much sassafras.

25. Missing someone? Why? Holy crap, are you in my house?!?!

26. Vehicle? I wish I could operate my car with my feet like the Flintstones. I bet I could lose a lot of weight doing that...

27. Something you’re not wearing? My heart on my sleeve. Oh wait, no it's mistake!

28. Your favorite store? Thrift

29. Your favorite color? Glitter

30. When was the last time you laughed? A minute ago when I typed, "'Typed "Wait, I'm suppose to grow up?'"

31. Last time you cried? Right about now...there are a lot of questions here...

32. Your best friend? Thinks I'm funny.

33. One place that I go to over and over? Um...I don't know you personally but I'm going to guess you like to go to the dentist.

34. One person who emails me regularly? Dude, I don't, I'm going to guess your dentist. Is that right?

35. Favorite place to eat? Sushi *drool* (No, "*drool*" means an action so that doesn't count as a word!)

Thanks for the tag Jessica, I hope you don't mind me having some fun with it. :D Next up, the amazing Roo from Roo's Treehouse hit me up with the Honest Scrap award

and now I have to list 10 Things I Hate About You...wait, no I think I'm suppose to put down things about me that you didn't know...or maybe they're suppose to be things you did know...wait...what do I do with this one? Crap, hang on a second, let me go back to Roo's blog...


Oh duh, 10 honest things about me. That makes sense I guess. Okay here we go...

*deep breath*

1. There is no way I think I'm going to be able to come up with 10 things for this list.

2. Toot's asleep and I kinda wanna go wake her up just to see her smile.

3. I bet if I went and woke Toot up she'd scream and that would kinda ruin my whole "see her smile" plan.

4. I get frustrated when I can't get something right the first time I try it. Try try again my butt.

5. I figure if it makes me laugh, it will make other people laugh. I'm pretty sure you should all be crying right now from laughing so hard.

6. If you're not laughing right now, please don't tell me. I will get my feelings hurt.

7. I wish I had time to play video games as much as I used to. That part of being a parent sucks.

8. I really have to go to the bathroom but I'm determined to get this post finished first.

9. I'm wondering if anyone is actually reading any of this. Let's find out, all those reading this right now and not just skimming this freakishly long post, include the words "rubber baby buggy bumpers" in your comment. I cannot wait to see what happens with that.

10. Yes! 10 things! In your face blog award!

Thanks so much for including me Roo! I hope I did you proud! :D

And for all of your patience with my sleep starved attempt at comedy, here's your prize, a pictures of Toot. (Aren't you the lucky one?) Here she is with cake up her nose at her birthday party last month:

And here she is eating right off of Nana's plate:

Have a great day everyone!


yyam said...

You are hilarious Maggi! Fun fun lists! :)

Dustjacket Attic said...

Maggi honey ... English Village, Irish dancing, filling in....hello what the heck!

Your list was memorable as it should be .. after all you are Diva Toot's mother.

Thank you for allowing us a little peek of toot with cake up her nose, still looking beautiful of course.

Carmen said...

RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!! lmao! You really are a few sandwiches short of the picnic aren't you Maggi? And that's why I loves ya!

Lisa said...

LOL! Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers!!! :) Congrats on your blog award! I've always enjoyed your blog and you deserve it!

Jocelyn said...

You make me laugh...can I come move in next door...then I would have a smile 24/7!!!! Here is one for you....just to let you know....RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS!!!! Love ya!!! "-)

Julie Tucker-Wolek said...

"rubber baby buggy bumpers"
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HA!!! The girl with ADHD DOES PAY ATTENTION!!! LOL LOL LOL....see U should have cheated like me with that award....all OF MY ONE word answers looked like this.....

WhatDoUMeanICanOnlyAnswerInOneWord?IfITypeItAsAllOneWordThenThatCountsRight????? LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

U crack me up girl!!!! LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE your answers....and love love love the photos! :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Anonymous said...

rubber baby buggy bumpers

see, I read it ;-)

40sfemme said...

rubber baby buggy bumpers!

I read it and it kinda made my day! Thanks hun!


p.s. I still want to steal toot! Though she does look a bit cheeky in that last picture. ;)

Julie said...

That was hilarious, Maggi! I laughed all the way through!!! I love your sense of humor, Toot is adorable, and ...

RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS! Ha! See? Some of us did read it all!
Hope you're having an amazing day!

MrsETaylor said...

Holy Cannoli Maggi roflmao. I laughed out loud today with your blog post.

Thank you for always being so darn entertaining. I love coming here to visit.

Keith said...

Congrats on the awards. You definitely deserve them. These were cool to read. Always fun to read lists like these. Cheers!

Faerie Moon Creations said...

Congratulations on your blog award, Maggi! Oh - your answers were SO much fun to read!!! :) I totally agree with you on the Diet coke (maybe you could have abbreviated it as D-coke to make it the one word) - it is my nectar of choice (followed closely by coffee). :) Toot is just too cute, by the way. I hope she grows up to have your delicious sense of humor. :)
Have a glittery day...Theresa

jordiegirl said...

Absolutely brilliant post and answers, you've really made me laugh.

Unfortunately I've just been given an award and I have to answer 35 questions with one word answers - I'm dreading it!!!

But anyway, like you asked, and just to prove I was reading your post properly here is what you wanted

"rubber baby buggy bumpers"


Aya Smith said...

What an adorable post! Fun answers and "awe"-evoking photos! heehee! ^__^

jacque4u2c said...

Rubber baby buggy bumpers! You so make my day!!!! You are truly a gift!

That's Who I Am said...

"rubber baby buggy bumpers" You made me laugh for sure! I hope your having a good week and there is no way half of those questions could be answered in one word answers. We girls just have way TOO much to say lol!



Joanna Jenkins said...

Ha! "I'm supposed to grow up?" That made me laugh out loud.

Great job on both lists. I laughed and learned a lot about you.

Ad Miss Toot-- Cuter by the minute!

Thanks for sharing.

daylily777 said...

Great "rubber baby buggy bumpers "
Post! 8~) Congrats on the Awards.

Danielle said...

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers! did i spell that right?
Toot, as usual is adorable!!

Get some rest dude, i think you may be having a nervous breakdown!!

Karyn Bernard (French Charming) said...

"rubber baby buggy bumpers" of course I read every word...not only did I read them, I savored them. Now I have to go pee because I've been laughing so hard!

One of the many reasons I love you is your great sense of humor...congrats on your awards!!

Love and hugs,

Lemondrop Marie said...

Your post was awesome! And Toot's cake up the nose was the cherry on top.

Jessica Cangiano said...

Hi darling girl, thank you so much for mentioning Chronically Vintage and for blogging your responses to those questions. You're got the best sense of humour, I smiled all the way through your answers! :)

Tons of congrats on your awards!
♥ Jessica

Joyce said...

"Rubber baby buggy bumpers"

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Joyce said...

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Mo said...

he he! you the photos of toot! rugger baby booty bonkers? heh heh!

Kristen said...

Rugburn bumby... rubber bunkers... rugger beebee... rubber baby buggy bumpers!

I just found your blog (through Chronically Vintage), and I think I love you. But not in a creepy way. In an ohmigosh she'shilariousihavetosubscribe way. :)

Anonymous said...


TootMonkey is ADORABLE! I have Miss Baby, who is almost 11 months.

Thanks to ROO for sending me over here---yayayayayay!!!! She always 'collects' the most fabulous people. Aren't you glad to be a collectible? CollectAble? However the hell you spell that.

I can't wait to stalk you, I mean browse through your archives. Don't you always feel like you're stalking someone when you do that? Oh---and my mother is 'Nana', too. Nana just sounds so FRIENDLY.

Ok---I look forward to many hours wasted away on your site. I sure wish I could take all these internet people and make a REAL virutal neighborhood. 'Cause my neighbors are crazy boring.

laterg8r said...

those one worders are super duper (rubber baby buggy bumpers - did your mom used to say tongue twisters a lot too?) hard!

cute lists :D

beth said...

you just made me laugh so much and I really needed thank you from the bottom of my heart.